First of all, congratulations to Doreen R, who was the winner of a copy of SCORCHED, last week’s prize for commenting! Check out Jessa’s Monday post for her fabulous hot-off-the-press (and hot on the cover!) giveaway.
This week’s topic is “what one question would we want to ask readers.” I pondered this at some length. I have a lot of questions (about everything), but none seemed particularly bloggable. And then I landed on this head-scratcher:
One of the truisms of the romance writing community is “don’t write romance if you aren’t a fan of the genre, because Readers Will Know.”
The statement brings to mind a small, cramped room with a metal chair and an overhead spotlight. The room is hot, and the captive author is handcuffed to a table, which is in turn bolted to the floor. There’s a one-way mirror. A disembodied voice booms through a hidden speaker: “Are you, or have you ever been in possession of a book with an unhappy ending?”
And the only way the poor author can escape is by naming Nora Robert’s backlist in chronological order.
Yes, I’m a strange person.
Paranoid fantasies aside, it’s an interesting issue. I can’t imagine writing ANY genre unless you absolutely loved, loved, loved it. Writing a book is A LOT OF WORK. Writing one means living in that milieu 24/7 for a long, long time. If I went in with anything less than a burning passion to create my romance, I’d never make it past chapter three.
In other words, I think the effort involved would be a fairly effective gatekeeper against folks who really weren’t romance fans. The next barrier would be the fact that writing romance (or anything, for that matter) sucks as a get-rich-quick scheme. However, if the warning against masquerading as a romantic is to be believed, imposters do slip through the cracks.
Okay, readers, here’s my burning question: when you pick up a book that has been sold as a romance, how do you know if the author didn’t actually like what they were writing? In your opinion, what would be the telltale signs?
They rush through the good parts.
by Annette McCleave March 24th, 2010 at 5:56 amHe (the author) effing kills the hero! I HATE that!!!
by Jessa Slade March 25th, 2010 at 1:07 amI think that when a writer is bored or didn’t like the work, it comes through in the books “voice” and I quickly become uninterested too. With those types of books I tend to skip to the end and then never go back. I’ll likely not read that author again, which is probably a shame, because one bad book does not a bad author make, right? Unfortunately, there are so many great stories out there, sometimes you only get one kick at the cat. (What a terrible saying!)
by Zita March 25th, 2010 at 7:41 amI hear you on killing the hero, Jessa! Talk about a cheat. I love the Pendergast novels but Cemetery Dance starts with the demise of a major protagonist–one we’ve been with for a lot of books. They’re going to have to do a fabulous job with this story to win me back after that.
by Sharon Ashwood March 25th, 2010 at 9:50 amYES, writing is a lot of work! It really is a labor of love. And like you, I find it impossible to write something that I’m not completely in love with. I have to be really engaged in my subject and their world.
by Kim Lenox March 28th, 2010 at 2:46 pm